Wouldn't this have sounded great on the radio in 1983? Yes, yes it would! After all, isn't Bigfoot the ultimate hair band ? Songs were so upbeat in those days. Of course Bigfoot believes in you! Who wouldn't! Pump that fist in the air ! The recording nails it. The soft, building intro. The vocal tremolo. Falsetto. The guitar solos breaks. I was there, man. I saw it . It was real . And then May 18th happened. Anyway, we hit this verse: In the forest mud there are footprints One set, sometimes two The first is the time that Bigfoot Was carrying you What the Sister Christian is this? Jesus " footsteps " imagery? I mean, it fits the time, and Fenris loves his biblical references, but footsteps is glurge , dude! ...No, wait, this undermines it well. Nice move! Doesn't matter! The beat moves on! The chords, they power! We're back into it. Yeah, man, 'squatch, point that finger at me like Uncle Sam. I know you mean it! (Some reserve 8...